Blast From the Past# 6: Lynn & Mark

January 24th, 2012

Lynn and Mark working on their relationship. It could only get stronger

Lynn and Mark have divorced since this was shot and what has happened to them could be made into a feature film. Lynn is now remarried and Mark is dealing with problems that I won't go into out of respect for him. No one can see things coming like this which is what makes these scenes even more special to look back on.

I would like to think that this, if looked on by them now would be a reminder of happier times when they were living in London. They came here from South Africa for reasons unknown to me but one that is known is their determination to make a lot of money. Lynn made no secret of it that they were here for that and once they hit their target they were going back to South Africa to buy a ranch, raise kids and live happily ever after.

Well, that was the plan anyway.

The day they did this video Lynn even said she was happy to be doing it as she not only got to fuck her husband (for a change) but even stranger, get paid for it. This is why I never waste time bargaining and haggling with couples where money is concerned because I don't pay couples to have sex. I pay for the privilege of filming them doing it.

Back then (circa 2004?) shoots consisted of stills, hard version and soft versions shot seperate. Basically the soft consisted of actual fucking but  shooting it so you dont see the hardcore details ie genital pentration and oral. Strangely enough a lot of people I know enjoyed the soft versions. Maybe seeing genitals squishing, squirting and squelching made them feel uncomfortable. Personally I prefer the squish, squirt and squelching but I did actually enjoy and understood the soft versions to be more erotic

One of the nice things about Lynn though was not just her pretty face or cheeky smile but her very naturally big and bouncy boobs on a very nice sexy body. For the ladies, Mark was very appealing also. Lynn did comment on the only thing she despised about what they did working apart  was the girls trying to fuck Mark off camera. Its one thing they did videos seperate but when the  shoot was over she would rather them “bitches” just leave him alone. She's not jealous in the slightest then :-)

Mark was a  good guy in this way as I have worked with him for other productions and he didn't persue the girls when he was done. In fact Mark was happy to be making money and spending it on creature comforts like computer games and DVDs

Yes really! Each to their own. I can identify with that

Lynn used to escort as well and I can understand the thin line between porn and escorting as both require you to have sex with people you don't know or even fancy and porn was probably easier to do because of the familiarity and sense of community required but escorting has a different dynamic that can be taxing psychologically if those who do it are not mentally strong enough to deal with it. Try being nice and intimate with people you dont fancy sexually and you'll get some idea how this can wear you down as a person after awhile

They made their money and returned to South Africa and for a time I'm sure life was good but lets just say the excesses of making  money  has its consequences and just leave it at that. Last I heard there was a light at the end of the tunnel and things were getting better.

I'm so glad to hear that.

My most enduring memory though was turning up to do this shoot and finding they were watching a soft version Liquid Gold video and the look of surprise on Marks face that when I told him I had shot it. what a coincidence!

He did buy it expecting it to be the hard version but still enjoyed it. I had to explain the hard version wasn't released yet as at that time soft versions were the only adult dvds allowed to be sold outside of licensed sex shops.

He said he enjoyed it anyway. See? The soft versions can still hit the spot!

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Jacki & Ollie shoot yesterday

January 23rd, 2012

Jacki 10 years after I shot her by another name... Ssshh! :-)

Seems likes its been a long time since I last did a shoot .

I was up at 7 to get from North London where I live to Bury to shoot Jacki and Ollie in a hotel where we had an earlier check in time than usual. The reason for this is they had an event that had to attend by 4 so we had to be done by 3 the latest.

I'm always anxious on shoot days especially when working with someone new. In this case being Ollie and it was probably because I've known Jacki from 10 years ago when she was new to the business and went to america where she became  contracted to Vivid so it was a question of what do I say before tripping up and blowing the shoot if Ollie got mad about anything he may or may not have known but I couldnt have hoped for a better day.

Jacki was totally open with Ollie when they got together. She just forgot to tell me until today.

So in addition to getting a nice shoot with a really nice couple we got some interesting banter outside of the usual questions I ask because I was genuinely curious. I do tend to talk a lot on a shoot day. probably more than I should which is a dead giveaway (Ollie noticed) but that may be part of the reason why I get a good shoot more often than not.

Anyway I couldn't have hoped for a better start to 2012.

It was Jacki's choice to go by this name. Some of you may recognise her by Chelsea Sinclaire, a nom de porn that Vivid gave her when she was under contract to them…A long time ago.

I can't believe I said all this without stating the obvious fact they are an attractive mixed race couple. That to my mind is not very common to see so that's another flourish of diversity from us

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Episode#199: Krystal & Stacey

January 17th, 2012

Better days. Many many days ago in the past

Our latest update was shot in the summer of 2009. To give you an idea how fast time flies by. Krystal is no longer blonde and no longer with Stacey and is  probably no longer modelling because she is a married woman now which presented a dilemma with me because I also filmed her wedding on the proviso I can use elements of it in the documentary I have also featured her in.

Filming them on the day was fascinating because you can tell they were very familiar with each other but there wasn't the traditional mooshy gooshy aspect of a loving relationship. It looked to me that Stacey was always agitating Krystal. I could be very wrong though but their interview gave so many things away if you like me like to read between the lines.

I actively encourage couples to be themselves in this way because there is no lying about them as a couple then. You know that old saying that “it takes all sorts to make a world?” That's Krystal and Stacey that is.

There was a lot more that precipitated this days shoot as it wasnt smooth to begin with but I'm a documentary film maker of sorts and people might see Real Couples as a normal porn site but that's not how I see it. This porn making gig has been prepping me for shooting reality based stuff all these years and while I can agree shooting porn is easy, just point and shoot, i can honestly say that shooting a good relaity porn film is not as easy as some would think. If you have great honest subjects to deal with then its a lot easier but for many, the moment the camera goes on theirs a quasi reality where they are aware of being filmed where it doesn't seem real anymore.

When you see this scene play out you will agree that this is as real as they come and mores to the point, it shows that once people interface sexually, everything else seems to go out the window. The pleasure of sex seems to over ride all the bullshit that makes life and relationships everyday complicated.

Its not complicated at all really but we cant spend all day, every day balls deep in our loved ones can we? The thoughts nice but it isnt practical and  we do have to get on with the rigours of life and that is where relationships either break down or get stronger. Time told which it was for Krystal and Stacey…And for a time, it was good

I at least caught a bit of that

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I shoot weddings too

January 17th, 2012

A sexy wedding invite. How could I refuse???

I've shot 3 wedding videos inside 12 months with couples that have featured on Real Couples. Thanks to Satin and Cage for being gracious enough to allow me to post a link to my efforts so you can see here You'll have to see it on my Facebook profile though. There was a little stipulation in the clause. Let me explain.

Even though the video is listed as public (again by the couples decision) I haven't embedded it here out of respect to their friends and family who attended the wedding on the day. I'm not sure they would be comfortable with the association of the couples private lifestyles which is essentially on a porn site hence why you have to see it on YouTube even if you heard about it on a blog and beyond that, we'd like to know who exactly is seeing the video because there are a lot of trolls and keyboard warriors out there that cant help but make nasty unnecessary comments

I've shot many other wedding videos for friends and family over the years who have been more than pleased with my work. Wedding videos I've heard are probably the most boring things ever BUT they don't have to be. The more exciting the wedding the more chance it will be fun to watch but I can only capture what happens on the day and thankfully Ive never filmed a dramatic family argument, punch up or a shoot out yet but there's still time I'm sure. You may recollect that Ben Dover and myself shot a jewish wedding which in principal is no different to many other weddings except you are not allowed within the area where the ceremony takes place between the couple. I even had to wear one of those little hats too

The purpose this notification serves is to let you know that I shoot weddings and you dont have to be on the site to have one made, although you could be quids in or on a heavy discount if you do. Especially if you are crazy enough to let me come on honeymoon with you and film the night. No ones been that mad yet but I'm game on if you are.

So, if you are getting hitched and want a video document made of the day or even know of anyone you can recommend me to, if you like how I shoot and edit, get in touch and we'll discuss details

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Episode# 198: Paige Fox and Paul “The Wall”

January 2nd, 2012

Paige looks even hotter with a stiff one in her

I can't think of a better way to kick start 2012 than with our latest update. Not just because Paige has a pretty face and a darling body but looking at her boobs with her nipples jutting out certainly sends a frisson of excitement to the nether regions. The other thing that is exciting about Paige (for me anyway) is her resemblance to the actress Kristin Scott Thomas. I wont lie about it but I wouldnt hesitate if Ms Scott Thomas gave me the wink and said “come and get it while its still hot and wet”

Mind you I wouldnt miss a beat with Paige either but she never gave me an inch for me to take a mile. I wouldnt mind just 5 minutes…Fuck it, just a minute would be nice.

A while back I teased you with a behind the scenes of Paige and Paul doing the photoshoot which was experimental at the time because I wanted you the viewer to really experience it from my POV (point of view) what it was like on a shoot, rather than the over view we've all been accustomed to. I havent rceived any complaints yet which is reassuring.

What makes this scene even more exciting to watch is her enthusiasm. If she was a bloke she'd be drooling! fair play to Paul though, it goes to show that if you take pride in your body then you can expect something like the Lynx edffect you see in those ads. Paige is totally out of control and obsessed with his body and probably explains why she is still shagging him 2 years after they split up.

Ok so technically they are not a real couple no more but they used to be and that was what drew me to badgering Paige into doing this shoot.  I spend a fair bit of time with Paige shooting a documentary I've been working on since late 2008 and had I not tkaen this long to shoot it I wouldnt have got all the juicy stuff you will hopefully see sometime later in 2012. It wasnt palnned that i was going to be seing her naked and shagging anyone at all until I caught on she has a string of casual but regualr lovers.

Paul was one she was seeing in a relationship that lasted for a few months but when you see them getting it on in the scene you van tell they are very alike. Both are players but both really enjoy each other but dont want to be in restricted to exclusivity because they know they are going to hurt each other emotionally because they still enjoy shagging other people, or rather porn may have been an issue but Paul has said he actually enjoys what she does for a living. Probably because he isnt committed to her but who cares, this one is for the wank bank for him to enjoy at a later date.

If you watch the scene you will know what I mean about “the wank bank” :-)

 

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Bonus Update# 10: Kaz, Vicki Peach, Jim & JJ

December 21st, 2011

Kaz has the right idea on what to stuff this Christmas before Santa comes in and emptys his sac :-)

Just before we depart to go our ways for Christmas I thought we'd chuck in a bonus extra that was filmed by two couples last Christmas. They certainly look like they enjoyed the festive season!

This home made movie has two couples that we've featured on this site in the past. Vicki Peach and Jim and Kaz B and JJ (who are no stranger to swinging with other couples as they did with Cate and Scott)

Here we have the two girls getting into each other with fingers and tongues and Kaz works a toy in Vicki's pussy while getting tongued out down below. The lads take it in turns filming and watching and conversing before Jim gives the camera to JJ so he can get his willy into his missus freshly slathered pussy, now prepped for entry he slides it in…You get the drift. This is a nice little number to see in over the silly season

So if youre like the millions of disgruntled people pissed off with the crap on tv this Christmas then why not get the booze in and make merry like these two couples. If youre feeling that extra bit brave you should film it and send it into us. Why not? Its the season to be jolly. Santa Claus is cumming to town and he has a couple of sacs to empty. Ho Ho Ho…Ok I'm fucking off before I really try your patience. Merry Christmas again!

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Seasons Greetings From The Real Couples Team!

December 20th, 2011

Yes contrary to belief Real Couples is not just the man who goes into the trenches and brings us the footage from his war torn exploits so I'd like to wish on behalf of the team a very merry Christmas and a happy new year to all our members Without you, we wouldnt be around right now so as a bit of seasons cheer a video has been put together for your entertainment.

It wasnt too hard to work out which couples we were going to include on this clip as we chose the ones who were recently married as a bit of a mince pie and brandy cream throw in the eye of the critics who keep harping on about our couples not being real!!!

Is it because they are highly attractive and good looking why people think they are not real? Ok both couples do porn and with the exception of Michelle and Stefan, Satin & Cage don't see themselves as a porn star couple at all and loathe the idea of being seen as such. The reality is, they do porn and do it more than enough for people to think that way.

The fact they are both married is not enough. The real clincher in this case is that I have been invited to both weddings and fimed the occasion as well, so I'd like to extend my warmest and best wishes to them for a nice Christmas too. I can see them both getting intimate in front of a nice fire place and getting jiggy with the mulled wine and I wont film it this time because I'm taking the time off to enjoy the silly season with my family

Don't think that just because we've taken time off that things aint happening. Youve got another Christmas bonus to look forward too with Vicki Peach and Kaz B being filmed in a threesome with Vickis fella as JJ (Kazs fella steps back and films the proceedings) then you have the lovely Kirsten Thomas look alike Paige Fox getting rogered by her ex fella and sometimes fuck buddy. Yeah not quite relationship status but you can see the familiarity in the chemstry between them and I htink thats what sets Real Couples apart from your general porn fare right?

We have lots to look forward to in the new year but lets get this one out the way first. 2011 has been a year of extremes for me. Extremely busy Extremely exciting.  Extremely sad, annoying….I have experienced a wide range of emotions with the extreme prefix  so I'm glad to put 2011 behind me as quick as possible and look forward to 2012.

We've got plenty of goodies to look forward to. Now i'm gonna sign off and get wasted for Christmas :-) Have a good one folks! Oh and sorry for the goof up. Theres a mistake on that video but I'll let the sharp eyed mong you point it out. Answers on a post card to the usual address please

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Episode# 197: Holly Kiss, Simon & Tony James

December 16th, 2011

 

Mmmm She kinda looks like Kylie dont you think?

Our latest update features a more common than you think fantasy. That of another man fucking your partner. Anyone who has indulged in this can usually say it can go one of two ways. It can enhance and reinforce  relationships or it can all  go tits up and turn into a hellfire of jealousy and arguments.

I did try to get Holly and Simon to do a scene but when she told me that he doesnt do the scenes but goes with her to all the shoots the light bulb in the head flashed on and I told her this could work too. I asked her to pick the man she preferred for the job and presto! It was Tony James, a stud I've known for years but never actually worked with, until now of course.

I was insistent that this would only work if Simon was there and in the scene as it would legitimise the experience as a couple and plus I wanted to talk to them both about it so they could shed some light on this aspect of being in a relationship and indulging in fantasies and why they got into porn etc They happily answered these questions and more.

The reason I was ok with Hollys choice is mainly because I understand why she chose him. Working with a pro performer means exactly that. He was goig to have sex with her without the usual “clingy” associations that a normal guy would have and as a result makes him a more efficient performer as you can see in the scene Most blokes would either have problems performing in front of a womans partner watching but Tony had no problem. He even made a show of it.

Purists might think this will detract from its appeal but we've ben there before with regular guys in threesomes and while they were good for that scene, this added soething to their fantasy that Holly was going to get fucked proper with all the trimmings associated to porn.

No point doing things half arsed I say and Ive never met a red headed lasdy in mu life who wasnt horny. That must be in the genes. Hollys real appeal though is how she comes across so posh and lady like and that must add a twitch to the nether regions for being that bit more sexy.

Apparently Simon does make films with Holly as well as show up to her shoots with her so I'm hoping to get them back some time in 2012 and film behind one of their scenes…Who knows what might happen?

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UKAP Awards Party 2011

December 12th, 2011

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Anyone who says that winning awards means nothing to them probably has never won one. For me, bringing one of these trophies home meant recognition for all the work I have done and an endorsement that maybe I am relevant within the business I have become a part of.

Its ironic that I should win the award sponsored by Your Choice because, as anyone self confessed porn historian/ connoisseur will know that my career as One Eyed Jack was effectively put on the porn map by this company in Amsterdam when I launched with a bunch of self produced amateur shoots back in the mid to late 90′s.

So much has happened between then and now. This is not my first time winning an award either. Normally I've won two  per  event. This was the first time I walked away with just one. It seems Harmony were the company that cleaned up that night with three awards and deservedly so because everyone knows they are a top notch company with top notch girls and top notch in every other way too and to pip in ahead of their Toy Stories is an achievement in itself. I honestly didnt think I would win against such stiff competition from other well produced material from Play boy and Television X and above all the, thing I can say with pride compared to other events is that their was no skullduggery going on behind the scenes to try and win an award either.

Over the years I've heard rumours of bribery and coercion going on with regards the voting being looked over for awards being paid outright to win which is shocking behaviour in itself because although that company (who shall remain nameless) went this route, the fact they walked off with those awards meant nothing in the eyes of the people it was supposed to impress and hence that company has been frowned upon and hurrumphed to cater to its egotistical owner who was satisfied in his mind that he had won but actually bought his own awards.

I can say at least that I have never done such things. In fact, when the awards launched last year I could'nt make it for filming

I can't take my missus anywhere. Faye with Michelle Thorne

Michelle Thornes wedding and I didnt submit anything for consideration because I felt, had I won, it would have looked like all my buddies had voted for me. I say this because the producers association came in for a lot of criticism for being what it was. This year I was advised to submit something to be considered for nomination because if i didnt, it would look like I was snubbing the event. A case of damned if I do and damned if i dont, hence the lengthy explanation.

I was invited to sponsor an award and thought it was relevant to me to do so with the Best Gonzo/ Reality category since that's what I've been about since I've started over 12 years ago and to present this I asked Michelle Thorne who I found out a couple days before that she was attending the  event. Its no coincidence that I asked her either. She has appeared several times on the site over the years and here she was today, It would be daft not to. Besides, I was asked to co present with Dave Gray and thought Michelle was far more attractive  and added more gloss to the proceedings than me presenting it would

The winner for the Best Gonzo Reality award went to Laras Anal Adventures. Lara  has also appeared on Real Couples with her partner Jim Slip and I can proudly say that after all these years that they are still together and not victims of what the industry  call “The Curse Of Real Couples” This is a dig akin to that OK/ Hello magazine thing where couples featured in the mag always break up after featuring in it.

The awards itself was a small affair which was a fun add on to our network party where producers and models meet up, take details and get to work together which is a more sociable way of getting work for models as well as meeting other people in the business. I got to meet  at least half a dozen new couples so this is a perfect and worthwhile event for me anyway

Despite the technical mishaps it was quite chaotic but in that it was a helluvva load of fun still and a UKAP party just wouldnt be the same if it didnt upset the owners of the establishment with the usual porn star shenanigans of models posing for pics with their tits and bits out and girls munching on each others fannies. I had to go around and tell my missus and Michelle Thorne to behave themselves but what can you do?  This is why UKAP parties are strictly industry affairs only because the models never felt comfortable  getting fondled by strange members of the public who were blurred between the lines of fantasy and reality by thinking the girls are up for an anal spit roast between them and their mates because, by doing porn, they must be “bang up for it”. Thankfully this attitude is in the minority but its the minority factor that spoils it for the real fans and one of the areas we have been criticised for over the years.

Believe me, UKAP would love to make these things public because it makes commercial sense to do so.

UKAP has been in existence now since 2005 and the parties have been going  since 2009 and while it was my idea it was really Dave Gray and his lovely wife Tracy Lain (soon to be seen on Real Couples) that have worked hard at making this event what it has become today and it is with this I must give respect and a massive shout out of thanks to Dave and Tracy for making it happen and special thanks go out to Your Choice for sponsoring the award that I won and everybody who turned up to this sell out event and made it a fun and enjoyable evening

You can see some pics from the event here

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Episode#196: Megan Coxxx & Jack Hammer

December 1st, 2011

2 hot 4 U: Jack warms up to hammer the old boy home in Megan

I can safely say now that this scene was an award winner before it updated here on the site today. Megan & Jacks scene won the Best Niche award sponsored by Your Choice at the recent UKAP Awards last Saturday

In fact, Megan Coxxx was very prominent at the awards for the amount of product she has starred in and to my knowledge nearly pipped the best newcomer award which went to the lovely Lou Lou but that wouldve been a double whammy of relevance for me here but the moment I met Megan I have to say I saw something special in her and Jacks relationship even to though they saw flaws which ultimately led tothe breakdown of their relationship but this seed of discontent was sewn from the moment they met each other

Its no coincidence that this series was in the niche category either. Members have known for a while now that it is more than just your regular porn fare of guy getting it on with his girl action because it offers a bit more of an insight into the couples relationships by ways that many other sites imitating the same genre have not.

I notice a few other sites have cropped up. One in particular from an interested party in the US that wanted to buy me out but decided to do it for himself when I turned down the idea (fair dues) I never even asked what he was offering either. I dont own the monopoly on an idea that has been done before I was even on the playing field anyway

There was clearly more to Megan and Jacks relationship and unfortunately after the ups and downs they have split up and it wasnt without drama, you can just tell (and FYI, the pink eye she had in the interview was from Jack shooting his load in her face and hitting her in the eye. Tut tut, these youngsters have poor aim) Such a shame because we wont get to see them again on the site unless by some crazy turn of events they make up and get back together but even so, they may walk away from the porn into the sunset, settle down and have little Jack and Megans,,,

Yeah right. Not likely me thinks.

Megan is super sexy and looks like she loves all kinds of sex and probably wants it from everyone too but this is is all in the diary. Hope you enjoy the latest update bearing in mind it has  won the best niche  award at UKAP 2011!

I'll drink to that and thanks to Megan and Jack for making it happen, Your Choice who sponsored the award,Dave Gray for the event and everyone else who attended and made it a fun night which was made all the more fun because…Hey, I won :-)

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